i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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