I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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