Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I bet he comes in French.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
