Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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