I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
