I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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