I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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