I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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