so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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