Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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