I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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