you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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