People in love make me want to vomit
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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