Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize