My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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