yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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