Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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