There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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