then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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