East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Jerry, you need to find god
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
i've created a new STD.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
