Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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