I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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