He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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