Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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