god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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