I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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