girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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