So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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