I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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