It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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