I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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