Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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