can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Randomize
