Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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