no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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