The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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