if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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