What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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