I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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