they need to just BURY HIM!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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