this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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