You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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