Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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