As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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