Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
You're earring is so big in my mouth
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So vagazzling was a success
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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