I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
