Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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