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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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