i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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