I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
It's just like the Real World with babies
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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