She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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