I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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