Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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