So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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