wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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