She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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