so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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