is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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