I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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