what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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