let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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