i just google imaged poop.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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