idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i think my tv is drunk
we're chasing vodka with high fives
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
